Chinese conundrum ... There must be 50 words to rebuff an ex-lover. Photograph: Peter Parks/AFP/Getty ImagesIt is, perhaps, the archetypal romantic dilemma and now the subject of a school entrance exam: just how do you fend off an ex-lover with compassion in the space of a text message?
Thousands of students across the city of Shenzhen, China, were posed the conundrum in the Chinese language segment of a mock entrance exam, according to the Times. The question ran: "Xiao Jun was Xiao Hong's lover. For a variety of reasons they broke up ... If one day, a lonely Xiao Jun asked Xiao Hong whether she wanted to meet up, please write a 50-word note on behalf of the broken-hearted Xiao Hong in which she turns down Xiao Jun's advances."
The rather robotic model answer followed: "I have received your letter and, with regard your invitation, it gives me cause for hesitation. I think that our meeting could bring neither you nor myself happiness, so we had better not see each other. Thank you for your invitation."
Have you ever rejected an ex-lover? Did you do it in 50 words or fewer? Can you better this model answer?
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